Odd Dreams...
I had a very fucked up dream the other night.
First, I was with my roommates. My adventure began when we decided to volunteer to hang out with mentally handicapped children. Every volunteer is paired up with a 'buddy', and we set off for the local museum...which doesn't exist in real life...
Anyways, when we get there, everyone gets tickets and heads into the museum. My buddy, on the other hand, wanders in another direction. I turn around to find no buddy in sight. I quickly go in search for the kid, and somehow wind up at a crazy college party, which is residing right next to the museum gift shop. I look into the party, and I see a girl from my dorm, so I chat with her for a bit. I completely forget about the kid and go to see who else is there. In a sea of people, I notice both Barack Obama and his wife, who are giving a speech to drunken college students.
I go back into the party, where I start to notice that everything gets a little...kinky. And by that, I mean everybody is having sex everywhere. Not like slipping away into bedrooms with roofies ready to be dropped into drinks...no, everyone is having sex EVERYWHERE! Couches, tables, against walls...
I then had a bad feeling about this party, which I had finally realized it was a swingers party. I go back outside, only to see a mass of people cheering as the Obama's were doing the Bump and Grind.
Then I woke up.
Simon
First, I was with my roommates. My adventure began when we decided to volunteer to hang out with mentally handicapped children. Every volunteer is paired up with a 'buddy', and we set off for the local museum...which doesn't exist in real life...
Anyways, when we get there, everyone gets tickets and heads into the museum. My buddy, on the other hand, wanders in another direction. I turn around to find no buddy in sight. I quickly go in search for the kid, and somehow wind up at a crazy college party, which is residing right next to the museum gift shop. I look into the party, and I see a girl from my dorm, so I chat with her for a bit. I completely forget about the kid and go to see who else is there. In a sea of people, I notice both Barack Obama and his wife, who are giving a speech to drunken college students.
I go back into the party, where I start to notice that everything gets a little...kinky. And by that, I mean everybody is having sex everywhere. Not like slipping away into bedrooms with roofies ready to be dropped into drinks...no, everyone is having sex EVERYWHERE! Couches, tables, against walls...
I then had a bad feeling about this party, which I had finally realized it was a swingers party. I go back outside, only to see a mass of people cheering as the Obama's were doing the Bump and Grind.
Then I woke up.
Simon
posted by Simon at 1:07 AM
2 Comments:
God that's disturbing. And hilarious.
Actually, last night I had a dream about you and Mike and Allan. But it was not disturbing. Basically, we all went to summer camp together. Except I think it was Math Camp or something equally lame. And for whatever reason I was wearing high heels the entire time.
I already get nerdy creepers. Well, creepers, anyway. If they were nerdy I might sort of like it more.
And now that I've been thinking about this dream, I seem to remember my mother had sent us all to camp as a surprise. So I was not properly dressed for the situation.
And why she couldn't have picked a better surprise is beyond me...
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